Wisdom Teeth
When I got my wisdom teeth it took an extra minute for me to get knocked out probably because I had an opiate habit at the time. Just before I went under the dentist asked why there were marks on my arm where they stick the IV in. I don't remember what I said, but I remember saying something I thought was funny.
When I woke up, my girlfriend was waiting for me and she drove. The first stop was the pharmacy. I walked into a pharmacy to get my codeine and I walked out with a big huge jar of vitamins. I usually only stole from people I knew. I was always more of a crafty embezzler engaged in pilferage and scheming, than a straight-up thief. But what can I say. I was still loaded on the anesthetic and I'd probably read somewhere that a B-Vitamin complex was good for the liver. But, still, not wise.
I was trying to quit smoking so I chewed tobacco and the wounds in the back of my mouth got infected. No big deal. They just prescribed more drugs. I would eat the Tylenol 3 tablets and drink a 40-ouncer of Olde English and then just let myself fall straight back on the floor like a little 5'6" tree. It didn't hurt and it made me laugh to do something stupid that should hurt but it didn't.
When you get your wisdom teeth out, did it take my ability to take in wisdom?
Am I sort of, I dunno, a wisdom eunuch?
Because I'm not as dumb as I was but, I'm still saying and doing things that others might not think is funny, but I laugh.
I'm not talking about Dad jokes.
So you see my point.
When I got my wisdom teeth it took an extra minute for me to get knocked out probably because I had an opiate habit at the time. Just before I went under the dentist asked why there were marks on my arm where they stick the IV in. I don't remember what I said, but I remember saying something I thought was funny.
When I woke up, my girlfriend was waiting for me and she drove. The first stop was the pharmacy. I walked into a pharmacy to get my codeine and I walked out with a big huge jar of vitamins. I usually only stole from people I knew. I was always more of a crafty embezzler engaged in pilferage and scheming, than a straight-up thief. But what can I say. I was still loaded on the anesthetic and I'd probably read somewhere that a B-Vitamin complex was good for the liver. But, still, not wise.
I was trying to quit smoking so I chewed tobacco and the wounds in the back of my mouth got infected. No big deal. They just prescribed more drugs. I would eat the Tylenol 3 tablets and drink a 40-ouncer of Olde English and then just let myself fall straight back on the floor like a little 5'6" tree. It didn't hurt and it made me laugh to do something stupid that should hurt but it didn't.
When you get your wisdom teeth out, did it take my ability to take in wisdom?
Am I sort of, I dunno, a wisdom eunuch?
Because I'm not as dumb as I was but, I'm still saying and doing things that others might not think is funny, but I laugh.
I'm not talking about Dad jokes.
So you see my point.